The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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See through invisible people

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to not see ads

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!