The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to divide by 0

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!