the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to be distracted with grea

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to watch tv

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!