The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to eat ass.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to science.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!