The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to shed hair

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to control yourself

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!