The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power of being yourself

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to be yourself.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to die.

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The power to see into the present

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!