The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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the power to be really itchy.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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the power to instantly die

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the power of words

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!