The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!