Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to die using only your mind.

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Power to not have any power.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to punch that like button

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!