The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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Meatvision.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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Taekwondo

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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make youself dumb

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!