the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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the power of being yourself

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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the power to beathe

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!