The power to control sloths

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!