the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to let someone control your dick

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to power to do the bird is the word

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power drown in water

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!