The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The ability to change races.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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the power to be powerless

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!