the power to move something right next to you

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to like any show

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to attract bullets.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!