The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to pee poop

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to create powers

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!