the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to like this power

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!