The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!