Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to to think less

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to see through air.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!