- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

The power to clap 14 times a second

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

The power to start time.

the power to complete math exercises

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

The power to let someone control your dick

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The Ability to shit studs once a week

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

Pointless Super Powers