Meatvision.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to to think less

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to see forever

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!