Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to have a power.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to die at will.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!