The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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the ability to command watermelons

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!