The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to change races.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to die at will

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The power to eat food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!