The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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the power to control your own body movements

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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Super-slowness

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!