- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

The ability to become shit forever.

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

The power drown in water

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The ability to see everything in black and white.

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

the power to have the remote come to you.

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

The power to pee poop

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

Pointless Super Powers