The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to like any show

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to attract bullets.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to die.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!