- Pointless Super Powers

the power to shit with your mouth

The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

The power to achieve 98% opacity

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

The power to stand still for five hours

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

the power to have the remote come to you.

The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The power to make my own sandwich

The power to skip the Kripp.

the power to not have superpowers

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

The power to poo in the toilet

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

The power to find the droid you're looking for.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!