The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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solar powered night-vision

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!