the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to go suicide

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!