- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

having the same super powers as batman!

The power to fly but only when your in space.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

The power to revive Hitler.

the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

Pointless Super Powers