- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lick your own balls!!!

the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

to poop a penny every year

The power to mind reeds

The ability to turn cement into pudding

the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

The power to become black!

The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

The power to stand still for five hours

The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

Pointless Super Powers