The power to make coma patients bark.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!