- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become a laptop forever!

the power to read captchas

The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

The power to have no powers

Power to make it rain sideways.

The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

Pointless Super Powers