The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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the power to instantly die

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to not exercise.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!