constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to watch tv

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!