- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to shout and make people piss their pants

The ability to have udders for nipples.

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

To be able to summon old people

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The ability to see through insects.

the power to shit with your mouth

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

To pee standing up.

the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to poop whenever you want.

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

Pointless Super Powers