The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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See through invisible people

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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to make asians smart

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!