- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

The power to not get shit dick

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

the power to fart your way to the moon

The power to make yourself forget your life

The ability to turn into an embryo

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The power to spell 'a' correctly

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

The power of writte with our feets.

the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

The power to instantaneously switch hats.

the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

Pointless Super Powers