The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to live.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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To shit bricks.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to change your emotions at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!