- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to push a door that only pulls.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

the power to instantly die

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The ability to get up from the couch.

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

The power to see what's behind you.

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

the power to kill yourself

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to achieve 98% opacity

the power to breath through your skin.

The power to know where the beef is

the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power to make my own sandwich

The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

Pointless Super Powers