The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power of self mind control

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power drown in water

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!