the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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the power to walk on land.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to not care.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to waste money

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!