- Pointless Super Powers

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

The power to troll.

The power to die at will.

The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

the power to know when someone queefed

The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

The power to speak braille.

The power to have pointless superpowers

The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

The power to obtain money, by going to work

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

The power to fart in public AT WILL..

The power to transform into baby food.

the power to become demented

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to be 6% fireproof

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!