The ability to levitate birds

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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to make asians smart

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to change your emotions at will

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!