The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to grow one wing

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to write a country song

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!