The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!