- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to fall up.

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The power to get arrested

the power to any ugly person love you.

The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

The power to shit on the ceiling

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to make a pint a gallon

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The Power to make up full names on the spot.

The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to be blind when you sleep

The power to not move but your always happy.

The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

Pointless Super Powers