The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to die when you change emotions

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!