The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to touch your toes

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Acid pee

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The power of self mind control

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!