The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!