- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

Delayed Reaction Man

having the same super powers as batman!

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The power to start time.

The power to let someone control your dick

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

the power to complete math exercises

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

The power of self mind control

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The power to kill yourself

Pointless Super Powers