The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to die.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to speak braille.

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to waste money

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!