The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to see oxygen.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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lol

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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All of aquaman's powers.

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the power to walk on land.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to like any show

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!