The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to look like yourself

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to die everytime you pee

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!