- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The ability to evolve into magickarp

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to do nothing with your life.

the power to eat bread

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

Pointless Super Powers