- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to make my own sandwich

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

Pointless Super Powers