The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!