- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not exercise.

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

The power to drown on land.

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

The power to shrink your private parts.

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

The power to talk without a tongue

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

the power to make bubles without soap

the power to get in the van

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

Pointless Super Powers