- Pointless Super Powers

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you