The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to become black!

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!