The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to self destruct

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!