To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to become famous on vine

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cry acid tears

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!