the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!