the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The ability to not have a super power.

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i love to make shit brix

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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the power to complete math exercises

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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the ability to glow in the light.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to drown on land.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!