The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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he power to make mistakes

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!