- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

To be able to summon old people

The power to start time.

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

the ability to become black.

The power to be invisable when your dead

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

Pointless Super Powers